Juhcohboh



(/g'nɜrk/)

A visual and audible diary.

babymonsterrr:

poison—mouthwash:

chr-nic:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.


Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

lowmowmashu yes

:o

babymonsterrr:

poison—mouthwash:

chr-nic:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

lowmowmashu yes

:o

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heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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thepoeticrebel:

clarknokent:

Trust and love right there

Lmao wow

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jasmine-blu:

I want to know what it’s like to be loved for every single aspect of your being

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  1. Video Game: Press Start
  2. Me: *presses A*
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I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine.
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Hey now, got an anon :D

Anonymous said:
Nymph

I either watch a lot of movies or TV shows or listen to music to TRY to distract my mind from wandering off and over-thinking and over-analyzing everything and try to prevent myself from getting panic/anxiety attacks…and in the meantime, I’m on tumblr to add onto my mental distraction.

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Kinky Questions - ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED

  1. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  2. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  3. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  4. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  5. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  6. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  7. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  8. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  9. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  10. 10: Top or bottom?
  11. 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  12. 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  13. 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  14. 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  15. 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  16. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  17. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  18. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  19. 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  20. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  21. 21: How big is too big:
  22. 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  23. 23: Biggest turn on:
  24. 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  25. 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  26. 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  27. 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  28. 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  29. 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  30. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  31. 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  32. 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  33. 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  34. 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  35. 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  36. 36: What do you wear to bed?
  37. 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  38. 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  39. 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  40. 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  41. 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  42. 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  43. 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  44. 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  45. 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  46. 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  47. 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  48. 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  49. 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  50. 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  51. 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  52. 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  53. 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  54. 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  55. 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  56. 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  57. 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  58. 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  59. 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  60. 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  61. 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  62. 62: Do you watch porn?
  63. 63: How small is too small?
  64. 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  65. 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  66. 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  67. 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  68. 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  69. 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  70. 70: Booty or Boobs?
  71. 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
  72. 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  73. 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  74. 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  75. 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  76. 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  77. 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  78. 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
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frigerator:

I support thick thighs

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These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

  1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
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You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.

2:03am, I really loved you that much. (via tahom)

I still would.

(via stayinsclitude)

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I Wanna Hold Your Hand (Across The Universe OST)

queenofthegalaxies:

T.V. Carpio | I Wanna Hold Your Hand

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